he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i drank out of a bidet.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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