8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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