there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize