worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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