I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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