I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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