with your own penis?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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