your room smells of hookers.
And success
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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