I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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