Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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