i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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