HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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