You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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