so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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