We won't sleep together?
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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