Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If that was your dad, he is hot
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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