it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
You're like the curious george of whores
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just pee around me
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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