Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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