People with herpes should wear stickers.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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