dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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