have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
we should paint friendship bongs
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