My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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