I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
