I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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