I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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