when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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