i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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