One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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