he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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