Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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