She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
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you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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