You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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