Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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