Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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