My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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