You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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