I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It's blow job season.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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