Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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