it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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