My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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