i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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