I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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