I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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