Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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