And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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