We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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