Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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