Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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