I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
barbara walters just said penis...
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I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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