Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Blood and glitter go together right?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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