Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I intend to get homeless drunk
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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