Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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