He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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