awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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