every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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